Amor, si fueras un archivo, te eliminar\u00eda de mi disco duro.
\nSi fueras un virus, te correr\u00eda un antivirus.
\nSi fueras un error de compilaci\u00f3n, te har\u00eda un debug.
\nSi fueras c\u00f3digo abierto, no te compilar\u00eda.<\/p>\n
Amor, si fueras google, usar\u00eda ixquick.
\nsi fueras MS Office, usar\u00eda OpenOffice.
\nSi fueras Iusacell, usar\u00eda Movistar.
\nSi fueras\u2026<\/p>\n
Amor, si fueras m\u00eda no escribir\u00eda insensateces.<\/p>\n
Mack Asaga – 20090807V<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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